i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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