dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You just made me feel so damn special
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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