Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
