I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
if only i could text you this smell
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
