i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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