ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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