But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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