I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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