Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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