I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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