I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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