He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
