To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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