my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think your dad took our porno
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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