i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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