We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just googled if crying burns calories
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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