I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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