I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
