Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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