Christians are straight up FREAKS
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize