She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
