Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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