Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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