I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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