do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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