is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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