Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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