are you still at the devil's house?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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