We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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