Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I am available for nakedness
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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