your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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