sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
