I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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