brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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