So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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