This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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