East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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