his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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