Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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