Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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