Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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