You smell like a Billy Joel song
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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