i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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