I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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