hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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