bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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