why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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