I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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