scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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