Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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