so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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