Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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