There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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