I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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