like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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