I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The feeling are messing with the penis
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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